During finals week, when someone asks me what I've...
When I see a gay friend at a straight bar
Time to go buy me a husband!! #RugbyAuction
When my friend who's in better shape than me...
whatshouldbetchescallme: I’m the friend
WHEN YOU WAKE UP FROM A HOOKUP
thenycgays: IN CHELSEA…. IN BROOKLYN…. IN QUEENS….. IN NEW JERSEY…… ...
WHEN HE HAS A BLACKBERRY
Winter Vacation Day 2: The Morning Chronicles
Well I guess I have something to actually write about now, or more like I actually have time to write about something. We arrived in Ft. Lauderdale late afternoon yesterday after being in the car for a good 15 hours. Needless to say, I slept the entire time curled up in the most uncomfortable of positions. As my family is known to do, we just LOVE to change plans at the last minute, so even...
When someone posts a status about passing their...
HOOKING UP WITH AN ATHLETE
howdoiputthisgently: HE THINKS IT WILL BE LIKE: MY REACTION: hahah, sadly, they get the reaction they want when it comes to me
youlovelucie: maria-montoya: I’m tired of feeling ugly. You’re not. Promise. Tired of being ugly, is what she meant, there’s a lot more feeling ugly ahead of you.
When I get drunk and way too forward towards the...
whatshouldbetchescallme: So me…
When I realize my love life basically revolves...